August 17, 2011

DID YOU KNOW….

That sometimes when they run a whole gamut of blood tests on you, that one of the tests is called a DRVVT?

And that DRVVT stands for dilute russell’s viper venom time?

And that this is Russell’s Viper?

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And from what I understand, which let’s be honest, is not much, is that BASICALLY they want to see if my blood can CLOT after being mixed with the venom.

Which, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! IT DOESN’T!

Of course, I could be totally wrong about all of that, because, like I said, DON’T KNOW MUCH.

BUT! My thyroid tumor is benign. Amen.