Taylor has taken to eating “mayonnaise bread” lately.
Now, I like to think that I can handle things that would gross out other parents. Vomit? Broken bones? No problem.
But THIS…. This is killing me.
Who eats mayonnaise bread? Taylor…
And by “mayonnaise bread” I really just mean “mayonnaise”.
Sometimes she’ll get a piece of bread, put the mayonnaise on top, then lick it off. BUT SHE NEVER EATS THE BREAD. And sometimes, just to switch it up, she’ll use a hot dog bun, or a tortilla.
And who KNOWS what her sad little three year old arteries look like.
I just don’t get it.
I’ve never met anyone who likes mayonnaise as much as her. Butter, maybe. But not mayonnaise. I don’t even think Paula Dean would eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar like that.
I mean, really, would it kill her to try something else?