September 18, 2011

How To Play Ninja

Sometimes my boys play ninja.

hiyah!

It sounds like this: "kkkeeeeiiiii" and "hoooaaahhh" and "tttsssss" and "UGH"

round kick your face

And sometimes the line between a friendly fight between Ninja's and Mortal Enemies is blurred.

you're annoying

That sounds like this: "AAGGHH!!" and "WAAAAHHHH" and "ATTACK!" and "OHMYEYE" and "MOMMY!"

get off my face

Which is invariably followed by a muffled apology.

telling mom

And a valuable life lesson.

valuable life lesson

And that is how you play Ninja.

nice kick dude

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