April 24, 2008


My husband has this philosophy about fortune cookies. Pretty much, he says that fortune cookies are meant to be read with "in bed" added to the end. Seriously.

This, of course, makes all the fortunes that much better:

Reward yourself with a special gift, in bed.

The skies above will rain success onto you, in bed.

Plan for many pleasures ahead, in bed.

Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome, in bed.

Don't ask. Don't say. Everything lies in silence, in bed.

Someone is speaking well of you, in bed.

You will have a very pleasant experience, in bed.

A friend asks only for your time, not money, in bed.

See how much better those fortunes are? I know, DadGuy's a genius.... in bed.