Okay, my MIL gave me a really funny little book, so I have to share.
Notes from a Model Mormon Mother:
Enrichment Challenge - "try something creative with the kid's lunches" - put peanut butter on after the jelly?
Work on Bishop's challenge to read scriptures for 15 minutes when home is quiet - set alarm for 3:30 a.m.
Does going to a tupperware party count as compassionate service?
Tell DadGuy that next Sunday I would like to honk the horn while he gets the kids ready for church.
Idea for Enrichment Night mini-class: finishing the projects started in the last mini-class
Can a woman get into the celestial kingdom without knowing how to quilt? Top-third?
Ask home teachers to explain why chewing food without swallowing is not true fasting.
Is it alright to cook with coke? *Ask Bishop*
*Make Jill's costume for the Roadshow* How many branches do the dancing trees need?Leaves? Roots? Could she just wear a green blanket?
Search internet for tips on removing peanut butter from 2nd Nephi. . .
Devise diet I can stick to...no caviar...no champagne...no chocolate mousse...no garlic...
Response for next time someone says "Are all those children yours?!?" * No, I just checked them out from the library...
Call Visting Teacher back - no, it wouldn't be convenient for me is she "stopped by" on her way home from dropping her kids off at early morning seminary.
Relief Society Challenge - indulge yourself with something you've always wanted to do...take a bath without any kids!!!