If All the World Were Paper Printable

I love this saying.  I think it's originally a nursery rhyme - at least let's pretend that it is.  I like saying "if all the trees were bread and cheese" out loud.  See how fast you can say it.  It's fun, huh?

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe Printable

I'm pretty sure this is the best saying of all time.  How could it not be?  It has a tiger in it and includes the word "miny".

This is an 8x10" printable that would probably look fabulous in a nursery or kid's room or, I dunno, the kitchen?

What Did I Dream? Printable

This is a seriously awesome nursery rhyme about dreams.  I very much love it because I am always dreaming weird stuff that makes me laugh.  My favorite line is "the fragments fly like chaff".  Except that I needed to remind myself what chaff is.  (It's the protective coating on seeds and grain - so now you don't need to ask wikipedia, you know, if you needed a reminder too.)

Curly Locks Nursery Rhyme Printable

I'm a huge fan of nursery rhymes.  Especially the obscure ones that only old people and the internet remembers.  Like this one:

Maybe you've heard it before and you're not old, but I hadn't until the internets told me, and I fell in love with it.  We're dating now.  I smile coyly every time I walk past it in it's frame in my hallway.  Just kidding.  That would be weird.