April 12, 2011


Today I am pretending that I got a full nights sleep.

I am also cleaning the house… because I don’t want to come home to a big fat mess. And yes, I realize that a big fat mess is all relative, but you should know by now that I am ever so slightly OCD, so this house will be hospital grade sanitized before I even think about leaving on a “vacation.”

I am also finishing up the last of the laundry…. because I don’t want to come home and have laundry waiting for me.

I am cleaning out the fridge… because I don’t want things growing in there while I’m gone. I am also slightly paranoid that the fridge will stop working and that everything will turn into a moldy stinkfest…. this is a natural fear, yes?

Today I am pretending that I do not have allergies that require massive decongestants…

I am also pretending that my head hasn’t been pounding for two days.

I am pretending that I like to eat weird dinners that are made up of odd leftovers and whatever food I find in the pantry.

Today I might stay up late painting because let’s face it, I’m not going to sleep tonight anyways, so I might as well make use of it.

What are you doing today?