March 9, 2011

For the record…

My "love language" is teasing.

If I love you, I make fun of you.

If I don’t make fun of you, it’s because you are annoying to me.

Bottom line: YES, this is a REAL BLOG and I REALLY DO make fun of the people that live with me…. AND THEY LIKE IT.

(probably because they’re awesome.)

Sometimes, I even tell the shortlings that I’m going to string them up by their toenails and pluck out their nose hairs with the pliers…

Then they laugh.

It’s horrible, I know.


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