WARNING: May be too awesome to handle.
Your Handy Blog Guide to Gaining Followers

Step 1: Have a cute font and use a lot of exclamation points!!!

Step two: Take a lot of pictures of really dumb things.

Step Three: Don’t be original

Step four: Dramatics need to get involved

Step Five: Be mysterious
Step Six: Blanket apology en masse

Step seven: GIVE STUFF AWAY

Step Eight: More pictures of inanimate objects
Step Nine: Tell readers why your life is better than theirs

Step Ten: Be obsessed about NOT being obsessed
Bonus Followers: Have a Baby!

Just do what I say!
