WARNING: May be too awesome to handle.
Your Handy Blog Guide to Gaining Followers
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Step 1: Have a cute font and use a lot of exclamation points!!!
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Step two: Take a lot of pictures of really dumb things.
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Step Three: Don’t be original
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Step four: Dramatics need to get involved
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Step Five: Be mysterious
Step Six: Blanket apology en masse
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Step seven: GIVE STUFF AWAY
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Step Eight: More pictures of inanimate objects
Step Nine: Tell readers why your life is better than theirs
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Step Ten: Be obsessed about NOT being obsessed
Bonus Followers: Have a Baby!
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Just do what I say!
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