June 11, 2009

Why everyone needs a 4 year old girl in the house.

Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant. (For those of you who don't watch as much television as I, she used to date Hugh Hefner.)


She got married this last Sunday to Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles. (pictured below)

This is the picture MSN used to accompany the pregnancy announcement.

Blayne saw it.

First, she told me "Mom, that girl is so pretty. I love her colored swimsuit. AND! That boy is so! fancy!"

I asked her, "What's so fancy about him?"

I thought she would mention his sunglasses, or his necklace...

She said "His swimsuit! It is just so fancy!"

I pointed to his plain, black swimsuit, and asked, "You think that's fancy?"

She said "Nooooo Mom! His TOP swimsuit is so fancy! I just love it!"

I pointed again and asked, "That? That right there?"

"Yes Mom, his swimsuit is S-O F-A-N-C-Y!"

Then I said, "That's not a swimsuit..... that's a hairy tummy."

She giggled, "Oh! I didn't know you could grow hair on your tummy!"

Then she said, "But it IS a very fancy hairy tummy."