June 17, 2009


I have too much and nothing at all going on simultaneously. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

Meanwhile, it's 65 degrees outside and raining. Memo to sky: IT'S JUNE.

Which leads me to my next thought. I've seen about 12 girls today dressed in super short shorts and a sweater. How does that even work? Like, what is the thought process in getting dressed for the day? Well, it's summer so I'll put on my most bikini-like outfit and flip flops, but wait, it's sorta cold outside, maybe I should wear a sweater? Uhh, no, I don't think so. YOU SHOULD WEAR SOME DAMNED CLOTHES, that's what.

Because it was raining, we skipped the park today and went to the only McDonald's with a playplace within a 20 mile radius. Thaddeus ordered a chicken sandwich. The adult sized chicken sandwich, then he ate the whole thing. I think we're moving into the "bottomless pit" season of boyhood. No kidding aside, he eats SO MUCH FOOD. When we got home, he asked for an apple and a string cheese because he was already hungry again.

Meanwhile, did you guys watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey last night? Seriously. I loved when Teresa had to get in on the action and throw the table at Danielle. Not that she was actually in the fight, but how dare they steal her thunder at her party. *snort* it was magical. I can't wait for the reunion show next week. (Oh, and I loved how her accent became more pronounced the angrier she got? BONUS.)

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