January 5, 2009

I have the bestest timing

Alright my friends, my internet time is going to be nonexistent starting tomorrow.

I know that's a bit early and all, but, hello, BOWEL CLEANSE. I mean, I've had to do it twice before and let's just say that my best friend tomorrow will be my toilet. And since I'm riding the "Too Much Information" train, I'll have you know the first time I did a bowel cleanse I got these nifty little pills that I had to take EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES. (OsmoPrep.) The second time I had to drink Phosphosoda. And don't be fooled by the "flavors"..... honey-lemon STILL TASTES LIKE CHALK. I know, you all are jealous.

And wouldn't you know that my time off coincides with this?

The 2008 Weblog Awards

I mean, talk about poor timing on my part. Therefore, I'm asking you to pimp me out, because I can't do it myself. I mean, I WOULD, but I'm not allowed. (Don't make me play the hysterectomy card...oops. Totally did.)

And you can vote every 24 hours. Up to January 12. That's potentially 8 votes from you. You know, plus if you vote on your work computer, and maybe from the library, or from your mom's house. Get creative. I'm up against some of the "big dogs" and how sweet would it be for the underdog (me) to win?

And if you want to vote for even MORE great bloggers...

Tara of If Mom Says OK is a finalist for the Best Up and Coming Blog.

CJane is a finalist for the Best Major Blog.

My favorite Redneck Mommy is up for Best Canadian Blog.

Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy is up for Best Individual Blogger.

And Blog Nosh is up for Best New Blog.

Oh yeah, and to vote for me, go HERE.


Now, I don't want you to worry your pretty little heads about me. I'll be fine. I'll post a few updates here and there, but mostly, I've lined up some pretty awesome guest posters. So, enjoy them, and remember to play nice. See ya in a few!