April 22, 2008


number of disgusting messes I've cleaned up today - 47

number of fights I've stopped - 12

number of "mysterious wet spots" I've stepped in - 5

number of times I called my husband - 87

number of times he answered the phone - 0

It's only 8:45. Someone shoot me.

(Meanwhile, I need to discuss something with you. Please, go here and for the love, HELP!)