April 27, 2008

Dear John,

Dear Internet,

Hi, it's me..... it's over.

Sadly,
MomBabe




Dear MomBabe,

It's not over. It's just beginning. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yours,
Internet




Dear Internet,

No really. This has gone on long enough. I have other things to do besides blog.

Love,
MomBabe




Dear MomBabe,

No you don't. You're kidding yourself. You can't stop. You'll never stop. You're not strong enough. Remember when you "unjoined" the social networks, only to become enslaved again a mere two weeks later? I won....... I always win.

Love,
The Internet




Dear Internet,

I know what happened. I was there. This time though, this time is different. I've changed. You've changed. Priorities change. As much as I love you, because I do, I really do, I have to walk away. As the old saying goes, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Love,
MomBabe




Dear Internet Peeps,

I have to scale back my online time. I love each and every one of you. I love all the wonderful people I've met through Cre8Buzz, and Twitter..... But enough is enough. When I wake up in the morning and instead of greeting my kids, I greet you? Well, I have a problem. I'm not crazy enough to destroy all my accounts this time. But I'll be on there much, much less. And while I don't feel like I owe an explanation, I feel like I need you to understand..... you do understand, don't you? I knew you would.

Kisses,
MomBabe




Dear MomBabe,

You're serious this time, aren't you!

Disbelieving,
Internet




Dear Internet,

This is for realio.

Adieu,
MomBabe

P.S. Not to worry, I'll still blog. Everything else? Not so much. *Mwuah*