April 20, 2012

Because I Said So

Sometimes, I say things like:

"Because I'm the Mom" and 
"Because I Said So" and 
"Because I Feel Like It",

because, you know, it's my right as a parent. 

I just hate giving lengthy explanations to people who are going to argue with me no matter what, because, after all, they are much smarter than me and a 5 year old playing in the woods at night by themselves is a good idea. 

Please enjoy this perfectly sarcastic parenting mantra from yours truly: