October 20, 2010

Your Handy Dandy Guide to Getting Lots of Blog Followers

WARNING: May be too awesome to handle.

Your Handy Blog Guide to Gaining Followers 

handy blog guide

Step 1: Have a cute font and use a lot of exclamation points!!!

handy blog guide 1

Step two: Take a lot of pictures of really dumb things.

handy blog guide 2

Step Three: Don’t be original

handy blog guide 3

Step four: Dramatics need to get involved

handy blog guide 4

  Step Five: Be mysterious

handy blog guide 5

Step Six: Blanket apology en masse

handy blog guide 6

Step seven: GIVE STUFF AWAY

handy blog guide 7

Step Eight: More pictures of inanimate objects

handy blog guide 8

Step Nine: Tell readers why your life is better than theirs

handy blog guide 9

Step Ten: Be obsessed about NOT being obsessed

handy blog guide 10 

Bonus Followers: Have a Baby!

handy blog guide bonus steps

Just do what I say!

handy blog guide conclusion

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