July 16, 2010

The Flu is for Sissies

In the beginning, we thought it was food poisoning.

But when the people that live in this house started going down like flies, more than 24 hours after the dinner in question, we realized that we had a nasty case of the 24-hour flu.

People, I have not had the flu for at least 5 years, and I completely forgot how much it takes out of you.

The worst is over, and we have finally stopped expelling things from our bodies, and have moved on to the residual muscle ache part of things.

From this I have garnered two absolute truths:

  1. Bras are seriously overrated
  2. As is breathing

Luckily, mass consumption of Advil seems to dull the ache that is caused by inhaling and exhaling…


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In other news, tomorrow is Girls Night Out! with me at Nielsen’s Frozen Custard, 6-9 pm. Be there. (just don’t hug me…. not because I’m contagious or anything… I’m just not a fan of touching other people…PERSONAL SPACE PEOPLE… I have issues.)