June 11, 2009

Why everyone needs a 4 year old girl in the house.

Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant. (For those of you who don't watch as much television as I, she used to date Hugh Hefner.)


She got married this last Sunday to Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles. (pictured below)

This is the picture MSN used to accompany the pregnancy announcement.

Blayne saw it.

First, she told me "Mom, that girl is so pretty. I love her colored swimsuit. AND! That boy is so! fancy!"

I asked her, "What's so fancy about him?"

I thought she would mention his sunglasses, or his necklace...

She said "His swimsuit! It is just so fancy!"

I pointed to his plain, black swimsuit, and asked, "You think that's fancy?"

She said "Nooooo Mom! His TOP swimsuit is so fancy! I just love it!"

I pointed again and asked, "That? That right there?"

"Yes Mom, his swimsuit is S-O F-A-N-C-Y!"

Then I said, "That's not a swimsuit..... that's a hairy tummy."

She giggled, "Oh! I didn't know you could grow hair on your tummy!"

Then she said, "But it IS a very fancy hairy tummy."


  1. I'm not a huge fan of that kind of fancy.

  2. that is soooo funny. I love little kids insight

  3. Ha! I guess my husband has a fancy swimsuit, too! I'm definitely telling him this story!

  4. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess my boyfriend has the fanciest swimsuit of them all then!

  5. I'm thinking that by 4, I'll have firmly cemented Isobel's sarcasm possibilities, so that seeing the same photo, she'd say something about the girl looking like she was lactating already.

  6. So funny! I can totally hear Blayne saying the word F-A-N-C-Y!

    Someone should tell them that hot tubs are a no-no for pregnant women. And they aren't great for dads either, if there are going to be any future siblings.

  7. SICK! That's hilarious. I guess she's a fan of the hairy type. Crazy girl. That is definitely a story to keep forever.

  8. I love the way a kid's mind works. Very fancy! Hilarious.

  9. That is priceless!

  10. Stopped by to browse for a bit from MMB. That is just darn hilarious right there. Kids crack me up!