June 17, 2009


I have too much and nothing at all going on simultaneously. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

Meanwhile, it's 65 degrees outside and raining. Memo to sky: IT'S JUNE.

Which leads me to my next thought. I've seen about 12 girls today dressed in super short shorts and a sweater. How does that even work? Like, what is the thought process in getting dressed for the day? Well, it's summer so I'll put on my most bikini-like outfit and flip flops, but wait, it's sorta cold outside, maybe I should wear a sweater? Uhh, no, I don't think so. YOU SHOULD WEAR SOME DAMNED CLOTHES, that's what.

Because it was raining, we skipped the park today and went to the only McDonald's with a playplace within a 20 mile radius. Thaddeus ordered a chicken sandwich. The adult sized chicken sandwich, then he ate the whole thing. I think we're moving into the "bottomless pit" season of boyhood. No kidding aside, he eats SO MUCH FOOD. When we got home, he asked for an apple and a string cheese because he was already hungry again.

Meanwhile, did you guys watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey last night? Seriously. I loved when Teresa had to get in on the action and throw the table at Danielle. Not that she was actually in the fight, but how dare they steal her thunder at her party. *snort* it was magical. I can't wait for the reunion show next week. (Oh, and I loved how her accent became more pronounced the angrier she got? BONUS.)

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  1. So true! KJ (my 7-year-old) has been sporting her winter gear for the last two weeks. She has yet to break out her shorts and flip flops. Smart girl!

  2. Mine wanted a 10 piece nugget the other day. He eats EVERYTHING. He's only 8! I dont want to think of 4 years from now.

  3. I did watch. The best Real Housewives fight ever.

  4. I can remember when my boy went from 'Kids' menu to the full entree. He eats enough for a small Third World country now. Good luck keeping the frig stocked.

  5. We got KILLER weather here...and I mean in a good way. It was 83 at like 11 this morning!!! What!? This has been going on for like the last 2-3 weeks. I better stop before I jinx it. Can you tell how excited I am over stupid weather?

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    With two boys around, I'm terrified of the future food bill. Seriously, Asher is just about to turn two and I swear he already eats constantly (and much)

    And the weather...just yesterday I said "Dear Sun, was it something I said?"

    Sweaters and shorts...don't get it.

  7. Ok...I'm a total blog stalker but share in your love of trashy TV and was not disappointed with the Real Housewives season finale, either. I could not believe when Danielle pulled out that stupid book at the dinner table! It was fabulous! If only this season had lasted longer than a month and a half!