Scene - the DadGuy pulls into the garage. After a long day at work, he comes in and expects to be greeted by his loving family and maybe even get a kiss from his beautiful wife....
DadGuy - "Ummm, why are you in your pajamas?"
MomBabe - "IDK probably because none of my clothes fit"
DadGuy - "but why didn't you even take a shower?"
MomBabe (in a most exasprated fashion) - "Cause I Only. Wear. Pajamas."
In other news, I bought some clothes today. AND I took a shower. I'm even wearing a bra and earrings. That's front page news, people. Front. Page.