November 16, 2012

Life as usual

I have so much homework to do this weekend it's a sin.

Plus, I just kicked all the kids out of my house, because they were being loud, and I can't think, plus I also want to put on my pajama's, and I'm not going to do that with non-family in the house.  I have some standards, people.

Meanwhile, I just realized that Thanksgiving is NEXT WEEK.  I should probably make a plan for that.

I think I'm going to make mini pies, because I like to have different flavors, but I don't like having whole pies left over. I feel like mini pies would fix that. Plus, then I could have a lemon meringue pie all to myself.

I also decided that I am only going to buy ONE yam, because every year, I buy more than one, and every year, I'm the only person who eats them. Last year, I finally convinced Thaddeus that candied yams were the most delicious part of Thanksgiving, but he's only one person.

I'm also going to get a smaller turkey. Plus, we need to eat all the freezer meals that I have, because soon, the turkeys are going to be el cheapo, and I will buy as many as fit in my freezer. I love having an extra freezer.

Next, I need to be annoyed about the stupid school fundraiser. I HATE THEM. There's a "fun run" on Monday, and we are supposed to pledge money for laps. Then, the school will get 10% of the proceeds. TEN. PERCENT. So if I pony up $100, my school only gets $10. I don't think so. The other 90% is going to cover the t-shirts that every one has already gotten. It's going to cover the server fees for the personal web pages that you stupidly gave to all of the children. Here's a plan, DON'T SET UP A WEB PAGE FOR A KINDERGARTENER. I swear, I get all angry about it, because the school has assemblies about this, and  then I have to be the big meanie that says NO. Shame on you, No-Fun Run.

And now it's dinner time, and it's Friday, and we're going OUT for pizza. Isn't that so exciting?