May 6, 2011

It's 4:44 on a Friday afternoon, and I am sitting at the computer, in my pajama's.

I am in my pajama's, because I haven't showered yet today.

I haven't showered yet today because I haven't finished the laundry.

I haven't finished the laundry because "high-efficiency washers" are only energy efficient, not time-efficient.

The reason that matters is because when someone has an accident at night, as someone's are wont to do, that particular laundry load can take more than two hours.

For one load.

It's really, really stupid.

Which makes me think about who these washer and dryers are really targeted to, because let me tell you this: not a family with more than 2 kids.

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We've been home for about a week (? or more. my days run together) and people keep asking me A) if I miss Arizona and B) if I would ever move back.

Answer: A) I miss certain things and a few people, and B) not on purpose.

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I always tell people that I am working on projects, and they always want to know what the projects are. And sometimes I can tell people specifics, and sometimes I can't. It's not that I'm trying to be secretive, it's just that  the details are not up for discussion at that point in time.

I will tell you I am finishing up a project that has been in beta for a few months, and we are in pre-launch mode. I will also tell you that this is going to be awesome and amazing and if you have ever dreamed about taking your blog or small business to the next level, and earning money and all that jazz, then you should leave me a comment and I will get in touch with you.

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Danny turned FIVE yesterday and he received about a hundred phone calls from different family members singing happy birthday to him.

 Danny requested a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting for his birthday. I obliged. When I went to frost the cake that had been cooling on the counter, there was a knife on the counter and huge chunks missing from the cake. When I asked him why he did it, he said, "It MY birthday cake." and then looked at me like I had just asked the stupidest question in the history of questions.

Meanwhile, he got a green scooter for his birthday, and has pronounced it the most bestest present ever.

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I need a new sewing machine. Do you have one? Do you like it? I need suggestions. Also: they should really let you try those things out before you buy them and bring them home.

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 Remember when I broke up with Facebook? I un-broke up with him, so if you want to be my friend, that would be awesome.

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My washer dinged. I'm going to switch the laundry and have a shower. IN THAT ORDER.