March 19, 2010

Motherly Truths

Remember that one time that I was all "Daily Posting here I come!"

Total bomb. Like, seriously.

I'd like to update that mantra to "Posting when I remember, here I come!"

It's totally legit. Feel free to use it.

In other news,  I happened upon a conversation the other day, which reiterated to me, yet again, how other people view my life.

Two women discussing their kids. 

woman 1: "I just don't know what to do with him! I can't handle this anymore!"

woman 2: "How old is he again?"

woman 1: "Two. The terrible twos!"

woman 2: "Yeah, well mine is three. Three is WAY worse than two."

enter me walking up...

me: "Hey! What're we talking about?"

woman 1: "Ugh, our kids. two year olds are SO HARD."

woman 2: "And I was saying how three year olds are way worse than two year olds."

me: "Oh... well. yeah, I have a two AND a three year old."


It then went to the usual "I don't know HOW you do it!" and "But you're dressed! And out! And your hair and make-up are done!" and "Wow."

It was the highlight of my day....

For the record?

Three year olds are WAY worse than two year olds.