Lies I Tell my Shortlings

I totally forgot what I was going to write about today. In the middle of the night, I had this AMAZING IDEA that needed to be shared with the whole world, but instead of writing it down, or saying it 50 times to myself, I turned over and went back to sleep. So now I'm sitting here racking my brains trying to figure out at least a little SOMETHING to put on the ole' blog and I got NOTHING.

Of course, I realize that I could just NOT post, but that's a slippery slope.

Or I could tell you about the most awesome of lies I told my kids this summer and will continue to use until they know that I'm lying...

Okay, I'll tell you, but only if you promise to go along with it because so help me, if you guys actually clue them in on the real deal, you'll pay. Literally.

{Best Lie of the Summer}

When the ice cream truck plays music, it means they're out of ice cream.

Genius, right?

Now remember, you are hereby required to indulge me in this fantasy. Otherwise, you get the fabulous chore of paying $4 for a popsicle.


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