February 17, 2009

Things that are LAME

1. Me and commenting on blogs.
I'd offer to rectify the situation but I think it's more important to be honest and I honestly am just a lame commentor who doesn't want to rectify anything.

2. Me losing people's addresses for the pay it forward thing.
Which is to say that I accidentally deleted them. So if you've been looking in the mail for your gift, it's not coming.... yet. Lindsey, Daily Drama Mama, and LoveyH, resend your mailing addresses because I'M LAME.

3. Having sick kids
no explanation needed

4. Having sick kids when Daddy has a nationally recognized day off.

5. Especially when the kids that are sick happen to be in the same nursery class at church
and both happen to come down with fevers and diarrhea within 24 hours of attending said nursery class. Coincidence? I think not.

6. People that think it's okay to bring their own sick kids to infect all the healthy kids.
Those kinds of people are TRIPLE lame.

7. Cleaning up after sick kids.
especially when it involves laundry and white carpet.

8. My Home Phone
It's totally lame because it doesn't even work all the time. And then I get emails because people think we died or something but it's just that the phone is broken and I keep forgetting to get a new one because well, I'm kinda lame too.

9. Messages
Especially the ones that leave no information and give no hint as to why the caller is calling. When you leave a message that basically says "Hi. It's Me." and then a click, I pretty much can guarantee that I won't call you back. Because I hate the phone. And I hate your message.

10. The word LAME.
Lame is even a lame word. And I'm pretty sure that after using it so many times I've convinced myself that it's not even a real word. L-A-M-E... I mean, what does that even mean?