me - The toilet is for pooping, not for drinking.
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me - ask me again, no really, ask, go ahead. I DARE YOU.
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me- don't touch it. Don't touch it! DON'TTOUCHIT!
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me- You're not the boss.
child - your mom's the boss?
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me - No, you can't have any more vegetables. No. Eat your other food.
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me - Run around the backyard 10 times. Get all your energies out
child - but I want my energies to be in!
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child - while holding my butcher knife - I'm just gonna cut some flowers.
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child - where's my thing?
me - what thing?
child - MY thing.
me- what thing?
child - my STUFF thing?
me - I don't know
child - momma, I have too much crap.
me - I know.
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me - can you tell me a funny joke?
child - you're a joke!
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child - Momma, I can't eat this. It doesn't match my underpants.
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