I think I failed my sleep study.
All I know is that after I got hooked up to everything, I laid in the bed at the sleep clinic, wide awake.
Then when I finally fell asleep, it was MY normal.
Which is to say that I toss and turn all night.
(I can’t help it. It is what it is.)
And this morning, when the sleep technician lady came in to unhook me from the eleventy billion wires I was attached to, she asked if the bed was uncomfortable… because I was extremely restless.
Of course, I said everything was fine, and that’s just how I sleep.
And she goes, “Huh.”
Which, we can all agree, means, “Woah lady, you have issues.”
I can’t wait to see what the doctor thinks about all of this. Maybe I’ll get to sleep with a mask! Or get super duper sleeping pills! Because we all know I need MORE pills!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go have a very UNrestful nap.