March 30, 2009


Okay, since I've been so LAME lately (and will continue to be for at least the next week) I am counting on you to get me out of the rut.

Reason #1. Because it's my birthday.

Reason #2. Because I said so.

What I want from you, dearies, is QUESTIONS. Ask me anything and everything and when I get back, I'll start answering. And don't be lame and not ask because I know there's at least one burning question that you've always wanted to ask. ME AND MY BIG EGO JUST KNOW IT.

Besides, did you see my best ever reasons? If that's not a good reason for doing what I say, I don't know what is. You can even ask anonymously if that floats your fancy.

(Please don't be lame about it. If I come back and there's only 10 questions, I will DIE. I will choke on the tears of my SHAME.)


  1. Here's my question...why do you turn off your comments when I have perfectly relevant and wonderful things to say!

    Okay, that's not my question. I'm gonna have to ponder this one...I'll be back.

  2. Someone just linked you to me, because we have the same birthday! March 30, bitches! I hope you will visit my site even though I'm what some people might define as tipsy when I write this. It is our birthday though, right? Hope you had a wonderful day.

    I'm so sorry about your grandfather dying, my paternal grandfather died last May, and my maternal grandfather died in February. My life is a farce.

    We might be long lost soul mates....sorry if this sounds flippant, I will definitely check you out when I'm sober.

    Have a great day!

    My question is "Do you like random drunken commenters, or do they blow?"

  3. Anonymous10:01 AM

    How do you keep your kids in the house when you step out of the room? Really I felt like I had to keep the kids on a leash when I showered because they would leave the front door wide open and wander if I did not have a stern eye one them at ALL TIMES.

  4. UUUMMM....

    you could tell us how your birthday went.

    you could give us your top ten parenting tips or your top tens of other stuff.

    i duuno. i can hardly think of my own posts anymore. my brain has a glitch i'm affraid.

  5. If you could pick a church calling what would it be?

  6. I love your shortlings names. How did you come up with their names? Did DadGuy help? Or was it all you? Thats 3 questions. 3 easy questions.

  7. If you could relive one AMAZING time in your life, what would it be?

  8. What are your other interests, besides the obvious - blogging, babies, etc.?

  9. Yeah, what's up with the comment thing?

    Also, what's better- peanut butter or chocolate?

    Also, why don't more people understand the goodness of black licorice?

    and lastly -
    If you couldn't live in the USA anymore, where would you want to live and why?

  10. happy birthday babe

    one of the questions i liked most on my blog was (so im stealing it)...

    what one of your children do you see yourself in most and why?

  11. what is something that you do now as a mom, that you promised yourself you'd never do?

  12. Ummm...I remembered it was your birthday I swear I even had it go off yesterday morning on my cell but I never got to get on the computer and send you an email. I guess I could've called too. I'm a loser. Happy belated birthday!

    My question is: Do you hate me? :) (lame question but Kimber is crying to get on the computer)

  13. If today were the last day of your life, what would you do?

  14. Why is your header picture such a sad face?

  15. Happy Day!!

    What's your favorite joke, or the funniest joke you can remember.

    Or what's the first joke that comes to your head.

    Or what's the most recent joke you heard.

    Or all three.

  16. Please pretend there are question marks at the end of my questions.

  17. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

    If you could do anything you wanted, 24 hours a day, what would it be?

  18. If you had one "Do Over" to use at one time only in your life would you have already used it and on what or would you save it for something in the future? Just curious.

  19. If you could, would you rather be a Rock Star or a Movie Star and who would you want to be.

    Happy, Happy Birthday!!

  20. Well, I was going to ask if you had a different picture to replace the one in your header but apparently Kimberly beat me to it. So, new question: are you a Mac person or a PC person? ;-)

  21. I was going to say happy birthday yesterday but ahem. There were no comments. So my question:

    Have you ever been a redhead - you know you have the complexion of one - and if so, I'd like photographic evidence, please.

    Happy being a grown up age, for once ;)

  22. Were you born in the Mormon church? If so, is it ever something that you've thought about leaving or is it such a part of who you are that it's YOU? (I'm always curious about that but none of my Mormon friend ever want to talk to me about it. LOL) YOUR turn!

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  24. Reason 9,488 why I am a dork... that last one was me...

    Here we go again: (name that tune)

    Do you know the way to San Jose?

    How did you get all your mad computer skillz?

    When will I be famous?

    Do you use photoshop?

    Do you roll the toilet paper over or under?

    Do you watch TV? If so, what?

  25. I want to know where you learned to write so well. Do tell.

  26. How many words do you type per minute? Because if it's like 2, that would make me appreciate your blog even more (if that were possible)! I highly doubt that anyone could take a whole minute to type 2 words, but you never know...

  27. What are you top 10 projects you've done with your shortlings?

  28. Do you think that Anna Nicole's death was an accident or did someone kill her? Suicide?

    OK, I don't really want to know that. I'm just watching E true hollywood story (I know...lame.)

    My real question...the question I always ask when people ask for questions...

    What is your very most favorite blog? the one you would choose if only allowed to read ONE blog for the REST of your life?

    This might seem cruel, because it means you have to leave people out, but I really like getting the answer to this question. Because then I always find a new blog to read that I love, or one of my favorites is given a shout.

    Ha ha!

  29. I hope you had a happy birthday! :)

    Strange...I turned 27 twenty years ago, and I STILL don't feel like a real adult. ;)

    I'm very sorry about your Grandpa. He was such a kind, wonderful man. He gave me my Patriarchal Blessing when I was 14, and I will always remember him.

  30. Why did you start blogging? And have you met any of your commenters in person, besides the ones you already met before blogging.

    (found your blog on mormon mommy blogs)

  31. Have you ever had a random person approach you and say they read your blog? How did you feel? Strange? Proud? Just wondering....

  32. Anonymous2:06 PM

    You were going to continue telling us about your son and the neighborhood boys who told him they couldn't play with him anymore(broke my heart). Did you decide it was to personal to mention or did you just forget? Because I'd love to find out how that all turned out.