Okay, since I've been so LAME lately (and will continue to be for at least the next week) I am counting on you to get me out of the rut.
Reason #1. Because it's my birthday.
Reason #2. Because I said so.
What I want from you, dearies, is QUESTIONS. Ask me anything and everything and when I get back, I'll start answering. And don't be lame and not ask because I know there's at least one burning question that you've always wanted to ask. ME AND MY BIG EGO JUST KNOW IT.
Besides, did you see my best ever reasons? If that's not a good reason for doing what I say, I don't know what is. You can even ask anonymously if that floats your fancy.
(Please don't be lame about it. If I come back and there's only 10 questions, I will DIE. I will choke on the tears of my SHAME.)