Did you know I have an accent?
You may have heard it first here.
And I have no idea where it came from. No idea whatsoever.
And every time I tell someone I'm from Arizona, they comment on my Minnesota-ish accent.
They also say things like, "Aren't you a little pale for being from Arizona?"
Then I say things like, "shut your mouth."
Then I spit in their left eye.
But not the right.
Because I have a "thing" about the left eye.
I'd explain it to you, but it makes no sense at all.
My best theories make no sense.
And they cannot be properly explained in text.
You need to see the way my arms flail and the shapes my hands make to fully appreciate my theories.
Also the tonal fluctuations of my voice help.
Back to the topic.
I have a funny accent.
That is all.