August 9, 2011

Dog Days of Summer

This summer is not at all going anything like I planned.

I had special activities for every day,

I was going to start all of the kids in piano lessons,

I was going to BE AMAZING.

Instead, we hang around in our pajama’s,

And I yell up and down the stairs (no one is ever where I am)

And we try our hardest not to kill each other.

I am also off the juice,

Which is to say, I am soda free.

So my head wants to explode.

I am also impatiently waiting for a drug company to call me back so that they will give me my meds.

I also don’t know if they will be sending me the drugs directly, or I will be able to pick them up at the pharmacy.

And I have to make a spot in my fridge.

(Because they have to be refrigerated, donchaknow.)

And I’m halfway through The Hellfire Club, and I keep waiting for it to be scary or twisted.

Then again, I think I have a different scary meter than most people, and DEFINITELY a different funny meter.

It’s why teasing my brother is So. Much. Fun.

(He just gets so mad.)

PLUS ALSO: Did you guys watch the new Phineas and Ferb movie last weekend? Because I did and it was AWESOME.

Speaking of children’s television, Dan Li is working on his PhD and needs some parents to help him with his research. It’s about mediation in your kids television viewing. The survey takes about 10-15 minutes, more if you read slowly, and you can participated by clicking HERE.

And on that fine note, I am outta here.