January 26, 2011

They've been banished to their rooms...

Today, because I am mean, I picked up every. single. toy. in the house and put it in a garbage bag.

Three bags later, people watched as I shoved their crap into the tippy top of the closets.

Then I told people that their "stuff" would be on vacation FOREVER and to not even try getting it down, because if they got it down, it would go into the trash.

The TV is off.

My bathrooms are slightly cleaner.

And people have been banished to their rooms until DadGuy gets home from work.

Today's parenting equation :  Me = Bad Guy.

Luckily, this is okay, because: Me = Don't Care.

In entirely related news, it's RAINING and we are having a "snow day."

FUNNEST FUN IN THE HISTORY OF FUN.

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