No really, I did.
It's cold and windy and they are refusing to go outside which has turned into a severe case of Whiny Pants Syndrome.
Symptoms include: Whining. Tantrums. Hair Pulling. Biting. Screaming. Extreme Mood Swings. Stubbornness. Sassing. Obstinance. Flailing body parts. Bursts of strength. Door slamming. Name calling. Tattling, followed by more tattling...
It even goes on to tell about that one day when the shortlings threw FOOD over the stair railing.
And while we haven’t thrown any food down the stairs this year (yet) we have:
*ripped two curtain rods out of the wall
*broken a couch
*okay, TWO couches
*drawn lovely crayon families on the walls
*woken the neighbors at 7am with blood curling screams over what cereal we were going to eat
and that’s just the things I’m willing to admit.
Dear Monday: Please get here faster.