I'm in a funk.
I blame it on mucous. Because there's a lot of mucous in my head right now and it's pushing on my eyeballs so then they don't want to stay open because, umm,
Sight is completely overrated. Also overrated? Breathing. Also? Ovulation. ALL THESE THINGS SUCK IN THE SUCKIEST SUCKFEST SUCK FACE.
And I honestly can't get over the whole Heidi/Spencer thing. For reals. I know that some of you don't know who they are, (shame on you... how dare you not watch MTV reality shows.) But my mind is BOGGLED over it. Especially when they say things like we really wanted a small ceremony and then instead of inviting, oh, I don't know, YOUR OWN MOTHER, you invite US Weekly. Hypocritical much?
I'm also having a hard time with birthdays. Because I have two people with birthdays next week. And I've prepared by acknowledging that yes indeed, December in next week. I think that might not fly because it's the older people that are having birthdays.
And one of them is turning FIVE. Like, F-I-V-E.
I'm too young to have a five year old. Plus it's kinda like, special, to turn 5, right? I mean, you're FIVE. I feel like we should have a party or something, except that I'm totally not into inviting extra short people over to consume massive amounts of sugar. Especially when I can't send them outside because of the weather..... Yeah, that is SO not happening.
Also, I'm sure when I started writing this today that I had a POINT but it has so graciously decided to vacate my head.
Therefore, I call upon you, dear readers.
What would you like me to talk about?
Feel free to submit wildly inappropriate things. It just might make my day. AND YOURS.