me - "Don't shove her in the water. You could make her drown!"
Tad - "What's drown mean?"
me - "It's when you go underwater and you can't breathe and then you die."
Tad - "What's die mean?"
me - "It's when your Spirit leaves your body and goes up to Heaven."
Tad - "What's Heaven?"
me - "It's where Heavenly Father and Jesus live."
Tad - "Oh.... You mean Outer Space?"
Yes son, that's exactly what I mean.