You know what's annoying? That my core group of friends from high school have seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth. Now don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm trying to recreate the past or anything. Mostly I'm interested in the whole "spying" aspect. And it's hard to spy on people that have no interest in the computer or the Internet. Ugh. Jerks.
I mean, how am I supposed to know if I'm the cutest wife? Or the most eloquent speaker? Or if I have the most kids? Or the least? I mean, GIVE ME A BREAK. All I want to do is say "Hey Howdy Hey."
Is that so much to ask? Seriously.
And now it's to the point that I'm obsessing over it. Like, I just don't understand how NONE of them have a blog, or a Myspace, or a Facebook, or like, ANYTHING. HOW! HOW DO YOU IGNORE THE CALL OF THE INTERNETZ?
Seriously. Do you think they're all avoiding me? I think they are. I think they all got together and were all, let's screw with her big time and pretend that we all dropped off the face of the planet. Then she'll question whether or not she really does exist and maybe she'll end up going crazy! All because of US! Score!
I mean, that's mean. Right? Mean. And nasty. And now I'm thinking I should have had different friends in high school. harrumph.
P.S. If you know where they are you better tell me.
P.P.S. Or if you're ONE OF THEM, you better tell me.
P.P.P.S. Or maybe, just MAYBE, I should get a life.
P.P.P.P.S. Pfffhhhht. Like that's gonna happen.
P.P.P.P.P.S. AND I just found out that it's DadGuy's 10 year Reunion tonight. I'm so bitter. Not that we'd go. Not that we need to. He's still in CONTACT with his high school friends. Which just proves that mine suck that much more. Losers.