June 3, 2008

Big News

I have a new TV. Our old TV was kinda sad and pathetic and everyone that ever saw it would either take pity on us or totally make fun of how sad it was. Then I'd make fun of them for making fun on me and then it would get snarky and vicious and well, this is all very well besides the point which is this: I have a HUGE TV that works by..... R-E-M-O-T-E C-O-N-T-R-O-L.... It's all new and fandangled and the Backyardigans are bigger than my own children..... and since I can tell that you're about to ask just how old was my television was I'd probably tell you it was only like 10 or so years old but in Tech years, that's, like, a MILLION.

Oh yeah, one more thing. I have a computer again. Hot diggity dog. Let the internetz flood my brain once again.

P.S. Also, I'm not going to go back and read all your posts and comment and stuff but if you want to send me a personal update just because you think there's things I need to know, feel free.... And yes, I want to know if you had your baby yet. Yes, you. How's the ole uterus? Vacant?