FAQ's
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Can I email you?
Umm, yes. That would be great. But don't expect me to answer. I get a LOT of emails. It's not that I'm lazy or anything, it's just that I have real life duties to attend to. Diapers don't change themselves, you know.
Oh, my email? sweetmommybingham (at) gmail (dot) com
Are all those kids yours?
Yes. Why would I be possessed to take someone else's kids to the grocery store? Besides, there's not that many. Contrary to whatever you think, 4 is not a lot. It's not even a handful.
Do you have twins?
Just Irish ones.
Why do you think you need a FAQ?
Why does it matter? Are you jealous? I can punch you in the ovary if you'd like, instead.
Umm, yes. That would be great. But don't expect me to answer. I get a LOT of emails. It's not that I'm lazy or anything, it's just that I have real life duties to attend to. Diapers don't change themselves, you know.
Oh, my email? sweetmommybingham (at) gmail (dot) com
Are all those kids yours?
Yes. Why would I be possessed to take someone else's kids to the grocery store? Besides, there's not that many. Contrary to whatever you think, 4 is not a lot. It's not even a handful.
Do you have twins?
Just Irish ones.
Why do you think you need a FAQ?
Why does it matter? Are you jealous? I can punch you in the ovary if you'd like, instead.
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