December 20, 2007

Blayne-ism's


concerning my new haircut
"You don't look like a princess. You look like a king"


concerning toilet issues
"I have poops. Take care of it"



concerning Christmas
"I'm a big girl, so I get a big present. She's a baby so she gets a tiny present"

concerning greetings

"give me a high five"
"pound it"



concerning farewells
"peace out"


concerning looks
"I'm not cute. I'm just a girl"


concerning stuff
"'Dis is all mine stuff. Don't touch it or I put you in vacation"



concerning middle names
"My name is Elizabeth and your's a genius"


concerning food
"I just need some to dip"



concerning males
"those are all the boys. these are all the girls. they stay over there."


concerning parenting
"no, I'm the boss"